How to Step Up Your Rizz Game


A beginner's and official guide to pull random girls you meet. This guide contains tips from experts in the field. Especially for men who thinks they deserve a 10/10. 

Many people want to have higher rizz, but unfortunately find the process a little complicated. They think it takes hours or even days to prepare. We're going to be showcasing some simple steps to actually develop W rizz in no time.


Step 1: Clearing Your Obstacles

The first step is to remove any obstacles or aspects of your life that may stop you from getting girls. This step is quite simple. First, you may want to go to the search bar, type "League of Legends".

If the search result is a launchable game, all you have to do is hover the mouse pointer to the "Uninstall" button. Next, click on the button. 


Congratulations! You have successfully finished the first step. Keep repeating this step and apply it to other games like "Genshin Impact" and "Fortnite". Here's the before and after.

Before first step


After first step


Step 2: Changes in Your Character

The next thing that you may want to do is take a shower. Some of you readers may be scared by just the thought of it, but worry not, I can help you.

Since many people might not know what this is, I'll take a minute to explain. A shower is a noun, meaning an enclosure in which a person stands under a spray of water to wash. It may also be a verb, which means to wash oneself in a shower. In simple words, showering is the act of cleaning yourself with running water. This may help to reduce stench, and improve general overall hygiene.

Finding/Using your Shower:
Since you have probably not used it in a while, you might have a bit of trouble finding and using your shower, but don't worry, it is not too hard to do so. The shower is usually located in the bathroom. Take a few minutes to look around your house and find the bathroom. (TIP: it has a toilet and a sink) Once you found the bathroom, the shower is usually not too far. It may be behind a glass door or clear curtain.

Using the shower may vary due to the type of system and shower brand you have, but most rely on the same principals. There's a shower knob, which when turned on, will begin the flowing of water. DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED. It is 100% fine and safe to step inside, it will help you in the long run.

Here is a photo to help you in the search:

A Shower

As you feel refreshed by the soothing, clean water, do not exit the bathroom just yet. Instead, another very important thing to do while in the bathroom is to brush your teeth. Simply use a toothbrush, and take out your toothpaste. Squeeze a small portion of toothpaste --- the size of a corn kernel --- onto the top of the toothbrush head. Use it to clean your teeth for approximately 2 to 3 minutes and at least 2 times everyday.

Here's an image for reference:
Toothbrush and toothpaste

Step 3: Taking Action

Congratulations on making it this far! 60% of viewers gave up after step 2. Do you think you are ready for this step?

Now, what you're going to do is take a look at your bedroom door. Approach the door, and open it. Locate the nearest exit (door) out of your house. It may look like this:



Front door 

After successfully finding the door, unlock it and open the door wide. Now, take a step outside. Congratulations! You actually went outside of your house. 


While you're outside, the first activity we recommend you to do is touch grass. You may be unfamiliar with this word. Well, grass is a type of natural plant that can grow in several different environments. It consists of typically short plants with long, narrow leaves that grow wild. Touching grass may help make you feel relaxed and relieve stress. Here is a photo of grass for your benefit:

(Touch) Grass

You may see the sun and be greeted with warmth and light. It's okay, this is normal and is part of the process.

Step 4: Finding Your Target

To find your ideal partner, try going to school/high school/university or get a 9-5 job. Schools and jobs may vary depending on where you live, but if you live in a city, here's a picture for reference:

A School

A 9-5 Job

Next, find a girl that you think looks attractive. If you feel like crushing on a girl, proceed to the last step. 


Step 5: Finale

If you feel ready, then be prepared for the finale; asking the girl out. In order to ask her out, follow this checklist.


1. Make sure she is single (you wouldn't want trouble).

2. Dress up nicely (scientifically approved that 99% of girls like men who dress well).

3. Get to know her before asking her out. You don't want to be a weirdo. Do not ask her out ESPECIALLY without any background knowledge (name, birthday, favorite food, hobbies, etc).

4. Make your move. Start off with casual talk. When she starts getting comfortable, ask her out. 

Asking A Girl Out

These are the basic building blocks for developing your rizz. You can expand upon any of these steps to further your chance with girls. You may fail at times, but do not forget that mistakes can happen to almost everyone, and it's just a brand new lesson for you. This is the end of the guide. We wish you good luck in the future.

Comments

  1. What an absolute fantastic well-written tutorial! Without this tutorial, I wouldn't be able to get a girl that I really liked. Because of you, I was able to get her! Thank you so much for the tips! You have helped me so much and I coudn't thank you more. I don't know how to repay your kindness, but I will give you 5 stars! Great work, danigermans!

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